This off season, forget about purchasing that new power meter you've been looking at. Stop worrying about all the hours you're going to log on that trainer. You want to see a marked improvement in your race results? Try this new strategy:
Grow a beard.
A recent (and completely serious and legitimate) pentagon study has revealed that Special Forces soldiers who sport facial hair have been proven to be more combat effective. That is to say, bearded warriors possess a psychological edge over their colleagues. A certain bad-assery that can only be achieved by committing to the ways of the beard.
So quit worrying about upgrades and training, start growing out those whiskers.
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| (Beautiful Zoolander shot, for your viewing pleasure. And yes that Is a Mercatone Uno skin suit. Deal with it!) |
If only I had full facial coverage and wouldn't look like a 14 year old, I'd be in!
ReplyDeleteDon't let that stop you! Any facial hair is better than none! It's a definite must on race day when you do your IM!
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